Pointless Christmas pranks, hungry metal cats, and seeing if someone will read gibberish into a tape recorder (the full length version of the gibberish part of The Barn.)
lyrics
The bathtub, bathtub.
The bathtub.
Super Mario World Part 2.
Lake Ray Piano Keys.
Microphone attached to a cord.
Washing machine lamp that don’t work anymore.
My carpet, my carpet, my carpet, my carpet,
My carpet, my carpet, my carpet, my carpet has
Plastic bottles growing from it.
The paratroopers, the state troopers
Put their pasteurized process cheese spread in the microwave with
The lawnmowing machine that was extremely hard to start,
Oh yeah, yeah uh
I remember when I used to believe in Santa Claus,
I’d always try and see him on that night.
And I had a plan when he came down that chimney.
I had the milk and the cookies sittin’ out for him.
And I had the plan that when he came in to get the cookies and milk,
I would open up that one present from him, and it would be
It would be that water gun that I’ve always wanted.
But since they don’t sell the water gun in November and December,
It didn’t happen.
But anyway, what I was gonna do with it
Was hurry up and fill it up with water
And spray it at his beard.
And then just, like hypnotize him so he wouldn’t remember that I sprayed water
on his beard.
And then when he went back up the chimney and went to the next house,
He’d have icicles hanging from his beard.
But none of that ever happened, I just made it up.
And there’s a big, blue, metal cat
Trying to eat Cat Chow
And he’s on a sign, a big wooden sign.
Right here in Alabama, New Jersey, Montana,
Um, Canada, Mexico, Antarctica,
And extremely cold places, like Ecuador.
Pardon me, would you like a chicken sandwich?
credits
from Rarespray,
released July 19, 2020
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