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This was originally the second song on Cat Hospital, but I did several takes on it, and the final one ended up having some unusual background noise on it. The inspiration for it was Barq's Root Beer. They had this contest where you could win one of a million pizzas. But from far enough away, it looked like it said "You could Win a Million Pizzas!"

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They say on the bottle
You could win a million pizzas
I was hangin out at the tarmac parking lot
Wait, no, was it the hangar
The coat hanger parking lot?
My dog forgot.
Why do people put milk in a baby bottle?
Why can’t they use grape juice instead?
Hey Dave, throw me some tacos.
Hey Dave, throw me some tacos.
Hey Dave, throw me some tacos.
I wanna send a shout out to the bus stop.
Jeremy fell in love and broke his knee.
He said that cowboys are secretly
Pop-tart fanatics.
Calculator, calculator, yeah yeah yeah
Calculator, calculator, yeah yeah yeah
Calculator, calculator, yeah yeah yeah
They say on the bottle
You could win 400 tablecloths
I was eating nachos
At the Castle Wash parking lot
No wait, I was at the zebra seminar
I was a rap star late last month
But hey now I work at the Pizza House
I’m the guy that puts all that
Green fuzzy stuff on all the tennis balls there.
Air freshener
Hotel grease fire
Vending machine ketchup.

credits

from Basketball Donut: A Mini Album, track released December 25, 2000
M.C. Paperclip

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10,000 Lakes Texas

10,000 Lakes began in 1993, as a solo project using a Casio SA-7, a combination of acoustic and electric guitar, and completely random lyrics recorded onto a tape recorder. The style has mostly stayed the same, except for a change in keyboard to a CA-110, and pro mic's and a mixer. Chopstick shoes. My belt buckle rented someone else's cupcake remedy. ... more

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